humanoidian's definitions

A++

the grade your parents say they got in school

parent: "I can't believe you only got an A+! When I was your age, I would get an A++!
kid: "mom wtf that's impossible"
parent: "NUH UH"

by humanoidian November 4, 2025

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

You got so unreasonably bored that you typed the entire keyboard layout forwards, backwards, AND in columns.

Man I'm bored... y'know what? I'll type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

by humanoidian November 6, 2025

;-;

When you're sweating

Teacher: Your essay is due tomorrow.
Student: ;-;

by humanoidian March 22, 2023

School

In short, it's prison, but you go there when you're a kid.

Kid: Time to go to school... Me: You mean prison, right?

by humanoidian March 21, 2023

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What somebody says after getting high

Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person 1: Oh right, you're high.

by humanoidian November 20, 2025

Person -2

satan in the urbandictionary universe. he speaks latin for some reason

Person -1: oh shit hide me
Person 0: what
Person -2: TE IN TESTICULOS CALCITRABO
Person 0: oh god no

by humanoidian December 3, 2025

zombies

1. A cringey disney musical series that got an even worse animated series
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories

1. Hey, let's watch Disney's Zombies- **NO.**
2. ah fuck it's the zombies

by humanoidian February 26, 2025