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perma-limp 

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
perma-limp by lexxy08 October 20, 2010
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Permasimp 

Someone who simps so hard and never stops the pursuit of pleasing someone and therefore is permanently stuck in their simp behavior.
Friend 1: That boy is such a simp, we need to save him from going further.

Friend 2: it’s too late for that, he is far beyond saving. That boy a permasimp
Permasimp by Jeffthomps April 2, 2021

Permalimp 

Far beyond the reaches of "bonerkill", to enter a state of permalimp you must see something (usually a sexual act) so horrifyingly terrible you will be unable to achieve a state of erection for a permanent basis.
After being baited and trapped by a fake link, I was presented with five elderly men commiting an act so terrible, I have gone Permalimp. My girlfriend has left me, I get lol'd at in the locker rooms, my parents have abandoned me, and I have lost all my friends.
Permalimp by silasam July 7, 2010