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Perkies
An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.
Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
Perkies by Dusty's Baby Powder October 18, 2010
perkiscizing
Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.
perkiscizing by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010
Chilly Perkins
Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.
Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*
Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
Chilly Perkins by Hurley665 July 20, 2009
Jeffery Perkins
The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈
Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
Jeffery Perkins by Wormdog September 17, 2020
Perkins
Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.
A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
Perkins by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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