Perisu

perisu is an independent girl who loves to make people smile no matter how shes feeling
she has a beautiful smile which brightens up your mood and a personality which will make you want to chase her
shes the perfect mixture of sexy and cute and her personality is always up to match with whoever she meets
she makes her exes want to comeback more than twice
and once you talk to her you can never get rid of her,shes spiritually connected with the universe in so many special ways
the way she makes you feel not just love wise but sex wise too..

friend 1:whats wrong
them:i just cant stop thinking about her
friend:about who
them:about perisu

by Lurkzz January 23, 2022

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Perish the Thot.

An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.

You think I'd ever hook up with that ho? Perish the Thot.

by lazyassbum May 1, 2020

Rusty Periscope

The act of sitting on a girls face, with your balls resting on her eyes as if shes peering through the lens of a periscope, while she simultaneously jerks you off.

Jen is on her period this week, so I hopped on for a Rusty Periscope.

by Johnny Chimpo221 March 14, 2011

periscope fart

When you press your butt against a hard, flat-surfaced chair and fart, but there is no place for the gas to escape except up the crack of your ass. and out at the top.

Dude, I laid the biggest periscope fart in detention. I press my butt cheeks against the hard chair and farted and the gas came bubbling up the crack of my ass and peeked out at the top!

by Stagmen June 20, 2017

persuader

my badass 12 guage Mossberg shotgun. its all black with pistol grips.called by some a redneck machine gun.

i broke out my persuader on that fuckin' thief!

by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

chocolate periscope

When you take a giant dump and it's so big that the log sticks up out of the water like a chocolate periscope.

Dude come here I wanna show you my chocolate periscope!

What? Nooo Dude I'm not into men!

No you dork its in the toilet, check it out...

Duuuude that's awesome!!

by minuccp February 20, 2011