Performula

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The simple act of performing a formula. The act of solving a mathematical equation.

Where does one start the performula process?

One moment while we how steve has performulated.

Bill has shown excellent abilities to performulate.

Thinking of performulation, how will the overall results effect global warming?

Performula by xjgper January 22, 2013

Words you can keep

performamaniac

An individual who goes all out, no matter what the size of task or responsibility.

I cannot believe you pulled this whole event off, you are a performamaniac!

performamaniac by Madd Maggie November 11, 2012

Performamagical

The nearly magical transformation when one is truely engaged and excited about a project, event, and/or responsibility where they have complete automony and the potential outcomes are endless.

The new project is performamagical and could spawn so many opportunities it's mind-blowing.

Performamagical by Madd Maggie November 11, 2012

perferbulation

An unnecessary mental battle.

Overthinking so much, it scares you.

I’m going through perferbulation!

perferbulation by Bradal B November 11, 2022

Sexpecto Performum

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)

I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
-or-
I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!

Sexpecto Performum by Layzurz January 6, 2014

Preforkulation

The act of picking up your fork before your food arrives.

Preforkulation is frowned upon at an upscale restaurant.

Preforkulation by Skerry12 December 8, 2019

Performality

A sociological condition where the line between "living" and "performing" has completely dissolved. It describes a state where a person cannot experience a moment directly, but only through the lens of how it will look to an audience. It is the habit of acting like a reality TV star in your daily life, even when no one is filming.

Person 1: "Why is she screaming at the barista? There's no one else here."
Person 2: "It's pure performality. She's waiting for the clip to go viral."

Performality by nicklenova February 2, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026