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Performula 

The simple act of performing a formula. The act of solving a mathematical equation.
Where does one start the performula process?

One moment while we how steve has performulated.

Bill has shown excellent abilities to performulate.

Thinking of performulation, how will the overall results effect global warming?
Performula by xjgper January 22, 2013
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performamaniac 

An individual who goes all out, no matter what the size of task or responsibility.
I cannot believe you pulled this whole event off, you are a performamaniac!
performamaniac by Madd Maggie November 11, 2012

Performamagical 

The nearly magical transformation when one is truely engaged and excited about a project, event, and/or responsibility where they have complete automony and the potential outcomes are endless.
The new project is performamagical and could spawn so many opportunities it's mind-blowing.
Performamagical by Madd Maggie November 11, 2012

perferbulation 

An unnecessary mental battle.

Overthinking so much, it scares you.
I’m going through perferbulation!
perferbulation by Bradal B November 11, 2022

Sexpecto Performum 

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)
I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
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I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!
Sexpecto Performum by Layzurz January 6, 2014

Preforkulation 

The act of picking up your fork before your food arrives.
Preforkulation is frowned upon at an upscale restaurant.
Preforkulation by Skerry12 December 8, 2019

Performality

A sociological condition where the line between "living" and "performing" has completely dissolved. It describes a state where a person cannot experience a moment directly, but only through the lens of how it will look to an audience. It is the habit of acting like a reality TV star in your daily life, even when no one is filming.
Person 1: "Why is she screaming at the barista? There's no one else here."
Person 2: "It's pure performality. She's waiting for the clip to go viral."
Performality by nicklenova February 2, 2026