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Perfocrastinist 

A person who obsessively pursues perfection but delays finishing tasks due to overthinking or a lack of discipline. Perfocrastinists often spend excessive time tweaking, redoing, or polishing, which leads to missed deadlines or abandoned projects; not because they don’t care, but because they care too much.
“She’s such a perfocrastinist — her reports are masterpieces, but they’re always late.”
“I’ve rewritten this email seven times already… total perfocrastinist move.”
"The project stalled again because the perfocrastinist on the team is still adjusting the formatting — for the fifth time."
"He's a classic perfocrastinist; obsessed with getting everything perfect, but never actually finishes anything."
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procrastinistic 

Characterized by procrastination
John is so incredibly procrastinistic; he waited until the end of the semester to turn in any of his assignments.

procrastinist 

That terrible procrastinist Tom rarely does his homework before the very period when they are due.

procrastinist 

To wait until Friday to do all your work.
John is a procrastinist.
procrastinist by jrsss June 11, 2006

procrastinistic 

a word to describe your mood when you feel like procrastinating.


I have so much to do, but I feel procrastinistic.
procrastinistic by Mel671 March 28, 2009

procrastinista 

One who takes procrastination to the next level and makes it an art form.
She didn't just leave things to the last minute, she waited until the last millisecond - she was a true procrastinista.
procrastinista by allabouteve June 2, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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