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Perfekfan 

Annoying little bitch who won't shut the fuck up about Perfek. Like wtf, shut the fuck up, no one cares, fuck off, wow, "Remember that book we read in Afrikaans last year?!? Wouldn't it be wacky and quirky if I were to make a Lil account to harass everyone, yeah, that would be fun" No. No it wouldn't. It's not funny anymore, I know that they haven't interacted with anyone for a while, but plz, this is... Is... Plz. Like dude I ju- I just want to be able to sleep at night. For weeks, months, I haven't been able to do anything. This is the only thing ever in my mind. Karen just took the kids. Karen, if you are reading this, please let me see them on week ends and I hope you can understand my situation.
Who Is Perfekfan?!? I hate them, they suck, they are awful, they are discusting

It's Jesse

No it isn't

Lorien?
Perfekfan by Otter post tree March 6, 2020
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persefany 

Special fighter obstacle overcomer Greek goddess of flower fertility with a very special heart
The flowers are beautiful thanks Persefany
persefany by Sealmaster26 December 20, 2016

Perfectant 

When your boo texts you that you're perfect but his spelling is questionable.
Damn babe...you're perfectant. Lotrolly.
Perfectant by Louise Wilson November 18, 2019

Persefanie

Persefanie
Persefanie by Margoooooooooooot September 5, 2021

Perfektenschlage 

when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
or
perfect pork anus
Dwight: "I am so deep inside of perfektenschlage."
— "Special Project," February 9, 2012
Perfektenschlage by fxndata March 14, 2023

Perseffany 

Perseffany is the prettiest

Persefanism 

To ponder and create a word(s) based fully upon self thought derived mostly from just hearing what others among said person are saying. Also putting full belief and devotion in said action to the point where the believe and live it themselves.
Keep using those Persefanisms and you'll just create problems for yourself that didn't need to be made.
Persefanism by Turtl385 January 16, 2024
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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