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Perfect Strangers 

A kickass song by Deep Purple. I can't get it out of my head. See www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwoTaisFMIE
A strand of silver, hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching
With the dead of the night
Precious life
Your tears are lost in falling rain

And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect strangers
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perfect stranger 

A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.
The person I met at the mall today was a perfect stranger.
perfect stranger by He who knows11 January 15, 2011

perfect stanger 

we you are fucking a girl in the dark and your buddy is outside and you tell the girl you are going to be right back and you go get your friend and slap his hand and he starts fucking the girl you just were fucking and then you go outside to the window and knock on the window and wave to her and she would is going to freak out when she notices someone else fucking her.
hey man i got this girl and we both bout to fuck her. How man she dont wanna fuck me? oh yess she's not going to kno were going to pull a perfect stanger. im going to start fucking her first with the lights off by my window then ill tell her ill be right back and then you walk in and start fucking her and ill go outside to my window and way to her and take a picture of her face :)
perfect stanger by xxninixx123 October 21, 2010

perfect stranger 

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.
perfect stranger by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Perfect Stranger 

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.
After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".
Perfect Stranger by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

The Perfect Stranger 

A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.
The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.
The Perfect Stranger by Steviepq October 9, 2007

The perfect stranger 

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.
Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.
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