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Definitions by ALotofAlano

brat water 

After sitting on the leather couch for three hours using his laptop, Ryan had a disturbing amount of brat water pooling up.
brat water by ALotofAlano August 17, 2008

take a bite out of grime 

RW: She wanted me to take a bite out of grime.
RS: What were her exact words?
RW: EAT MY ASS!
A soon to be defunct website, www.ksufans.com, was unable to survive due to the lack of interest in Kansas State University "Athletics."
I used to go to KSU Fans to watch idiot K-State fans talk about their horrible athletics department. It was mostly for my entertainment because I find it funny that they thought they had a snowball's chance in Hell of winning a national championship in anything.
KSU Fans by ALotofAlano April 13, 2008

perfect stranger 

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.
perfect stranger by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008

Topanga arms 

Topanga from Boy Meets World was a good looking chick, but she had meaty and oversized arms. When you see a good looking chick with this condition, like Kelly Clarkson, you say "she's hot but she's got Topanga arms."
Topanga arms by ALotofAlano March 12, 2008

baby toe 

An unusually large clitoris.
I was about to eat her out, I had just spread her pussy lips open and she had a huge clit that looked like a baby toe.
baby toe by ALotofAlano February 24, 2008