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cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni
Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.
Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

Spicy Pepperoni 

A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.
Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.
Spicy Pepperoni by Bepis Conke February 28, 2018

rest in pepperoni 

Practically meaning the loss of something with lesser or no value.
A: Oh no the mushroom fell off the cliff!
B: Rest in pepperonis.
rest in pepperoni by Disguyiscray January 17, 2016

pepperoni hotdog 

The action of flicking a female’s nipple until they become erect and the proceeding to insert the nipple into the tip of an erect male penis
Dude last night we pepperoni hotdoged with both boobies.
pepperoni hotdog by Tophmister August 15, 2021

pepperoni stack 

noun, slang.
A nonchalant reference or nomer for the male genitalia. Commonly used to mask the immediate intention of the reference in the presence of young children.
"When the dog jumped on my lap, he stomped on my pepperoni stack."
pepperoni stack by Godulous January 22, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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