Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to
smoke and swear in your court. If I can't
smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"
Judge: "Richard, you have permission to
smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."