The after effects of over-saucing your pizza slice with the zesty tasty sauce from Don Pepino can be seen in the form of a bright
red coloured stool known as the Don Pepino poop.
Often sloppy in nature due to the accompaniment of
pizza chilli flakes or jalapenos (or both), Don Pepino poop looks like someone has doused your whole colon with
red paint before you squirt a deep ochre colour into the pan.
"Dude - I slopped half a jar or Don Pepino onto my Red Baron
pizza last night. My shit is so
red that I've made the toilet pan look like the Japanese flag!"
"I saw old fruit - I had a pleasant repast with the archbishop last evening and he served up
pizza with extra sauce. I think the Don Pepino poop he'll be producing today could interrupt his sermon if he doesn'
t squirt liquid red torpedoes out of his bung-hole before he commences evensong."