Pentaxian

A person or photographer who uses a Pentax camera.

I'M A PENTAXIAN. A LOYALIST. A DIEHARD. I ONCE CARRIED A K1000 AROUND WITH ME EVERYWHERE, ONLY RELUCTANTLY SETTING IT DOWN TO TAKE THE OCCASIONAL SHOWER. I TELL MY KIDS BEDTIME STORIES ABOUT THOSE HEADY DAYS WHEN THE CAMERA KNOWN SIMPLY AS "THE PENTAX" WAS THE BEST-SELLING SLR MADE. I DON'T SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS PIXEL PEEPING. I JUST TAKE PICTURES. AND WHILE I MAY BE TEMPTED, ON OCCASION, TO TURN TO A STRANGER ON AN ELE- VATOR AND SAY, "THE BEST AUTO-FOCUS SLR LENS EVER MADE IS THE PENTAX 31MM F/1.8," I'D REALLY RATHER BE USING MY EQUIPMENT THAN TALKING ABOUT IT. PENTAX UNDERSTANDS THAT CAMERAS DON'T TAKE PICTURES, PHOTOG- RAPHERS DO. THEIR NEW DIGITAL SLR'S ARE THE RESULT OF LISTENING TO PENTAXIANS AND DELIVERING TOOLS FOR TRUE PHOTOGRAPHY LOVERS. THESE CAMERAS ARE ALREADY CREATING MANY MORE LOYALISTS. SO THE QUESTION IS: CAN THESE NEWCOMERS COUNT THEMSELVES AMONG THE DIEHARDS? HEY, WE'RE PENTAXIANS, NOT PHOTOGRAPHY SNOBS. WELCOME TO OUR CLUB.

by LeDave August 14, 2009

Pentawank

A standard and often quite boring guitar solo using pentatonic minor or major scales.

Wow, that guy can play guitar!
- No, he's just pentawanking

by ceph December 22, 2008

pentixing

act of pulling up five tabs and finding your favorite 5 songs on youtube then play them all at the same time

Dude, last night i was totally pentixing the raddest jingles!

by Joe Suckanip Bernard November 3, 2010

Pentabanged

Having had sexual intercourse involving 5 persons.

I got super drunk yesterday, the last thing I can remember is getting pentabanged in the bathroom of the bar.

by catpoop6 December 17, 2010

pentation

pentation is the fifth operation preceeded by addition, multiplication, exponentiation and tetration.

If you do 3 pentat to 3 it will be 3 tetrated to (3 tetrated to 3) which is a power tower 7,625,597,484,987 tall.
Person 1:what is pentation?
Person 2:*takes 6 hours to explain it*

by HWman May 8, 2020

penitarian

person that has a diet consisting mostly of penis and sperm.

My girlfriend is a huge penitarian. Also the same as penivore and opposite to vagitarian.

by bakezzzz May 10, 2009

Pentaminute

A five minute interval of time.

I'll be ready to go in a couple of pentaminutes.

by Lazy Jakeo March 19, 2011