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Pentawank 

A circle jerk with 5 penis-havers, where each person jerks a neighbour's penis in each hand. This means that each member is being jerked by two hands, one from each neighbour. Viewed from above, the circle jerk looks like a pentagram.
I went to Chad's stag party, but no one thought of hiring a stripper so we ended up having a pentawank instead
Pentawank by neon platypus June 12, 2025

Pentabanged 

Having had sexual intercourse involving 5 persons.
I got super drunk yesterday, the last thing I can remember is getting pentabanged in the bathroom of the bar.
Pentabanged by catpoop6 December 17, 2010

Pentabangular 

See Tribangular. It's like that, only with five. Other variations include Hexabangular, Septobangular, Octobangular, Dekabangular, and Dodekabangular (6,7,8,10,12).
See example for Tribangular, but replace with Pentabangular or whichever word you need.
Pentabangular by Vipper January 17, 2008

PenisWanker 

A Penis Wanker is a simple way to sum up the description of a gay ass mother fucking loser that has been butt raped by 17 different male children in one night and LIKED it!
The kid was getting annoying so I decided he was a Penis Wanker!
PenisWanker by Crazy ShrewMAN July 30, 2003

Pentarant 

Pentarant is a classification for anything containing five subdivisions. Mainly used for larger cities, a pentarant is much like the similar quadrant (of four subdivisions); however, pentarant is used in rare cases in which five subdivisions are present.
A cities pentarants are as follows: North East (NE), South East (SE), South West (SW), North West (NW), and Downtown (DT)
"Party at my house in the upper pentarant tonight"

"Oh Toto, I'm not so sure we're in the right pentarant anymore..."

"Stay away from the DT pentarant Bobby, its not safe at night."
Pentarant by gummyme April 16, 2009

pentamance 

to unintentionally sabotage someone else's progress to the point of some frustration
I was practically done with my work, but my friend had pentamanced it at the last moment.
pentamance by anonymous July 2, 2024