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Pentawank 

A circle jerk with 5 penis-havers, where each person jerks a neighbour's penis in each hand. This means that each member is being jerked by two hands, one from each neighbour. Viewed from above, the circle jerk looks like a pentagram.
I went to Chad's stag party, but no one thought of hiring a stripper so we ended up having a pentawank instead
Pentawank by neon platypus June 12, 2025

Pentabanged 

Having had sexual intercourse involving 5 persons.
I got super drunk yesterday, the last thing I can remember is getting pentabanged in the bathroom of the bar.
Pentabanged by catpoop6 December 17, 2010

Pentabangular 

See Tribangular. It's like that, only with five. Other variations include Hexabangular, Septobangular, Octobangular, Dekabangular, and Dodekabangular (6,7,8,10,12).
See example for Tribangular, but replace with Pentabangular or whichever word you need.
Pentabangular by Vipper January 17, 2008

PenisWanker 

A Penis Wanker is a simple way to sum up the description of a gay ass mother fucking loser that has been butt raped by 17 different male children in one night and LIKED it!
The kid was getting annoying so I decided he was a Penis Wanker!
PenisWanker by Crazy ShrewMAN July 30, 2003

Pentarant 

Pentarant is a classification for anything containing five subdivisions. Mainly used for larger cities, a pentarant is much like the similar quadrant (of four subdivisions); however, pentarant is used in rare cases in which five subdivisions are present.
A cities pentarants are as follows: North East (NE), South East (SE), South West (SW), North West (NW), and Downtown (DT)
"Party at my house in the upper pentarant tonight"

"Oh Toto, I'm not so sure we're in the right pentarant anymore..."

"Stay away from the DT pentarant Bobby, its not safe at night."
Pentarant by gummyme April 16, 2009

pentamance 

to unintentionally sabotage someone else's progress to the point of some frustration
I was practically done with my work, but my friend had pentamanced it at the last moment.
pentamance by anonymous July 2, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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