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Pentawank
A circle jerk with 5 penis-havers, where each person jerks a neighbour's penis in each hand. This means that each member is being jerked by two hands, one from each neighbour. Viewed from above, the circle jerk looks like a pentagram.
I went to Chad's stag party, but no one thought of hiring a stripper so we ended up having a pentawank instead
Pentawank by neon platypus June 12, 2025
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Pentabanged
I got super drunk yesterday, the last thing I can remember is getting pentabanged in the bathroom of the bar.
Pentabanged by catpoop6 December 17, 2010
Pentabangular
See Tribangular. It's like that, only with five. Other variations include Hexabangular, Septobangular, Octobangular, Dekabangular, and Dodekabangular (6,7,8,10,12).
Pentabangular by Vipper January 17, 2008
PenisWanker
A Penis Wanker is a simple way to sum up the description of a gay ass mother fucking loser that has been butt raped by 17 different male children in one night and LIKED it!
PenisWanker by Crazy ShrewMAN July 30, 2003
Pentarant
Pentarant is a classification for anything containing five subdivisions. Mainly used for larger cities, a pentarant is much like the similar quadrant (of four subdivisions); however, pentarant is used in rare cases in which five subdivisions are present.
A cities pentarants are as follows: North East (NE), South East (SE), South West (SW), North West (NW), and Downtown (DT)
A cities pentarants are as follows: North East (NE), South East (SE), South West (SW), North West (NW), and Downtown (DT)
pentamance
pentamance by anonymous July 2, 2024
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