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Pentofted 

As in when someone starts a conversation with you, but they are making a hands free call at the same time. They say "Hey" and you reply and start talking to them as you cant see they are on the phone. That person then cuts in to your conversation with another "Hey" and then they proceed to have a conversation on their hands free with someone more interesting than you.
Them - "hey!"
You - "Hey! whats up man how you doing, what you been up......."
Them "Tja John Pentoft här"
You, standing there dissed looking at them and realizing you been talking to yourself.
"Oh man you just been Pentofted"
Pentofted by JIvey October 3, 2013
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pentoute 

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever

c) none at all
boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?
pentoute by Uncle Dimma September 5, 2012
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pentoute 

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever
boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?
pentoute by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2012

Pentafied 

to be multiplied to 5 parts.
The single plant pentafied into 5 plants.
Pentafied by Chilly-san March 25, 2023
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