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Pentofted 

As in when someone starts a conversation with you, but they are making a hands free call at the same time. They say "Hey" and you reply and start talking to them as you cant see they are on the phone. That person then cuts in to your conversation with another "Hey" and then they proceed to have a conversation on their hands free with someone more interesting than you.
Them - "hey!"
You - "Hey! whats up man how you doing, what you been up......."
Them "Tja John Pentoft här"
You, standing there dissed looking at them and realizing you been talking to yourself.
"Oh man you just been Pentofted"
Pentofted by JIvey October 3, 2013
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pentoute 

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever

c) none at all
boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?
pentoute by Uncle Dimma September 5, 2012
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pentoute 

a Quebec french word meaning either:

a) not at all

b) none whatsoever
boy: Dad does this physics problem that they gave me in class yesterday make any sense to you?

Dad: Lol, S.O.S. Your piece of physics homework doesn't make sense, pentoute. At least to me personally. Would you mind if I take your homework and ask some friends of mine who have contacts at CERN. Maybe they can enlighten me, so afterward I can help you?
pentoute by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2012

Pentafied 

to be multiplied to 5 parts.
The single plant pentafied into 5 plants.
Pentafied by Chilly-san March 25, 2023
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026