2 definitions by FuckOffHey
noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man specifically whilst he is seated upon a toiled whilst engaged in the act of defecation. NOTE: Many forget the added requirement that the man be seated upon the toilet during the act; if the man is instead defecating anywhere other than a toilet, this act is instead known as a penny whistle.
So I was sitting on the toilet right? I'm taking a monster shit y'know. Then outta nowhere my girl shows up and just starts giving me a blumpkin! It was pretty rad I guess.
by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015
noun: An act of fellatio performed upon a man whilst he is defecating. NOTE: If the man is defecating whilst seated upon a toilet, this act is instead known as a blumpkin.
So me and my girl was out camping right? And I had to shit y'know, so I goes out into the woods, and outta nowhere my girl shows up and starts giving me a penny whistle. It was pretty rad I guess.
by FuckOffHey April 10, 2015