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Penlanded 

Any time when an individual proclaims complete confidence that they have fixed a problem, only to be proven extremely wrong in the immediate future.
Forest:"Dude, that server, it's like totally fixed"
~Five minutes later~
Aubrey:"Hey that server is down again, who was working on it!?"
Jordan:"Penlanded! ROFLROFLROFLROFL"
Penlanded by Vendetta86 March 22, 2009

Pengland 

A nickname given to the English national football team after reaching the Euro 2021 final following a blatant dive by Raheem Sterling. Similar to terms like Pessi and Penaldo, the nickname is used in a derogatory manner.
Pengland fans complain for 30 years about Maradona’s hand of god but then say that Sterling was clever.
Pengland by Tifosidicalcio July 8, 2021

penisland 

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.
I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.
penisland by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

Mrs. Pendland 

Former principal of brookwood elementary school in Leawood Kansas. Bitch looks things up in urban dictionary to get students in trouble. Fucking suspended usfor shooting prices of paper and signs on the wall. Asks things like “if I got on the table and started dancing, would it be expected or unexpected.” With your ass it is EXPECTED. Overall a weird hoe, daughter was hot though.
That would be expected of you Mrs. Pendland
Mrs. Pendland by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018

Penisland 

An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.
Penisland Angry Pirate

Pinkyland 

A fictional world that is made up of all over-the-counter penny stocks whose ticker symbols end in '.PK'

Investors with an online brokerage account, specifically Scottrade, are a part of this world when they buy or sell stocks listed as a pink sheet.
Typical situation: "I bought 10,000,000mil shares of this pink sheet stock at a PPS (price per share) of 0.0001 for a mere $1,000 dollars. Within a week, the PPS soared to $1.00 giving me $10,000,000mil dollars! I love Pinkyland!"
Pinkyland by INXpeteR October 4, 2007
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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