Penitocracy 

Ruled by those who have penises.

I'm tired of working for a company that's ruled by a penitocracy.

Penitocracy by Frustrated Female Employee July 15, 2011

punditocracy 

The universe of the mainstream media (pundits) talking heads who tell the general population what to think. Their aim is to influence the political landscape by their erudite utterances. Their stock and trade is opinion, rather than fact with both generally being pulled out of their asses. The punditocracy thinks more of itself than those who listen to it.

Rush Limbaugh. Robert Novack. Ann Coulter. Cal Thomas.

punditocracy by fugitive October 1, 2004

Penistocracy 

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy

The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.

Penistocracy by Rhekemi June 15, 2018

Politocracy 

A society or country run by elected politicians for their own benefit and not for the benefit of that society or country

We do not have a democracy, what we have is a politocracy

Politocracy by Rua5345 July 15, 2019

pediocracy

A form of government dominated by pedophiles and apologists for pedophiles

After the criminally inadequate release of 1% of the Epstein files, it is crystal clear that we are being governed by a pediocracy.

pediocracy by _TJ_ December 20, 2025