Penissore

like sore on a penis/irritating,obnoxious,gross & hard deal with

You should really consider dating someone else. Your man is a penissore.

by Meanphonegirl October 2, 2009

penivore

One whose diet includes semen, usually derived from the act of fellatio.

My girlfriend and Lance Bass have one thing in common - they're both penivores.

by Sir Douche August 6, 2006

penipsoriasis

Penipsoriasis: skin condition that results from falling asleep at a party with one's shoes on and having penises drawn on one's face with sharpies that last into the next day or beyond.

Did you see Carl today? He's got a bad case of penipsoriasis after the party last night! Hope it clears up before work on Monday!

by TheOneAndOnlyTalena August 1, 2011

Penissoccer

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

penisbreath

one who's breath smells like penis.

Holly, stop sucking dick, you penisbreath!

by Chelsea March 28, 2003

penisbreath

A name Elliott calls his brother in Steven Speilburg's "E.T. : The Extraterrestrial"

Shut up, penisbreath!

by nananathan February 3, 2008

peniscore

slang term for something that's cool, whether it be a picture, or a person, or a pair of shoes, or anything really

damn bro, your so peniscore right now

by president of peniscore December 5, 2021