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Penis Wipe 

Wiping your penis against a brick wall as a form of self harm.
Damn. This days been shit. I could really penis wipe right now.
Penis Wipe by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016
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Penis wipe 

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.
Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.
Penis wipe by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

Penis Wipe 

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.
Penis Wipe by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

penis wiper 

a girl's tongue or a tasting organ
Her penis wiper was all over me.
penis wiper by ashbie debley March 31, 2008

peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.
Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!
peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016

peniswise 

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick
"see dat hoe she is peniswise"
peniswise by A2K February 18, 2003
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Failure Shower 

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