Penis Shit
My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea
Penis Shit by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022
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Penis shit
When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.
Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit
Penis shit by Thick wood May 2, 2025
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penis shit licker
Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.
penis shit licker by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004
Stinky penis shit
Stinky penis shit by Jamermoo April 23, 2019
shit penis
a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')
dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises
shit penis by the cooler kid September 27, 2008
Shit penis
You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
Shit penis by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022
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