Penis pepper 

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.

Penis pepper long hard and spicy

Penis pepper by Wheels May 14, 2017

Pepper Jack Penis 

A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.

"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"

Pepper Jack Penis by Richard Queso November 29, 2012

pepper spray penis 

The act of spraying pepper spray on ones genitals to derive some sort of sexual pleasure from the pain that ensues.

Person #1: Man, that's the weirdest fetish I've seen! Person #2: Are you watching pepper spray penis? If yes, then I agree!

pepper spray penis by DisCHORDDubstep April 13, 2014

Penis Popper 

A girl who has the hands of giants. One who's hands will pop your penis like a fat kid breaking the can open for the last pringle.

Dominic: Damn Sarah is such a hottie
Rudra: Yeah but she is a penis popper
Dominic: Yikes

Penis Popper by Microwaved Fork August 8, 2021

Penis Popper 

The act of which sticking a lit firework down your Urethra and letting it explode.

If that guy flirts with my girl one more time ill give him the old penis popper.

Penis Popper by Fuck off, no October 26, 2020

Penis popper 

Anyone who masturbates with frequency and urgency.

"I'm the penis popper, popping my penis all day. I'm the penis popper, popping my penis my way."

Penis popper by Dos Hanglos September 9, 2003

shitty penis popper 

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.

Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.

shitty penis popper by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009