Penis pen
A pencil that doesn't have an eraser. It is basically a useless writing utensil also know as a dick pen or cock pen.
Penis pen by geotracker8 January 18, 2009
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PENIS PENIS PENIS by mjbrooks194 March 20, 2009
Penis Penance
When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..
Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!
Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!
Penis Penance by MrPabloE September 16, 2018
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penis penis penis by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 6, 2010
eternal penis pendulum
Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."
eternal penis pendulum by Ligachev March 3, 2017
penis penalty
The difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.
Female - Last year Stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. Now that you're here the price has doubled.
Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.
Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.
penis penalty by warrenmt May 5, 2011
penis penis vagina
1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)
2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."
2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."
penis penis vagina by MRxDRC January 13, 2011
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
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