Penis pen

A pencil that doesn't have an eraser. It is basically a useless writing utensil also know as a dick pen or cock pen.

"I don't want your penis pen." or "Get that penis pen away from me."

by geotracker8 January 18, 2009

PENIS PENIS PENIS

A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.

John: You suck

Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS

John: ...

by mjbrooks194 March 20, 2009

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

penis penis penis

a phrase to let people around you know that the penis game has started

Person 1:penis penis penis
Person 2: Fuuuuck I hate the game
Person 1: PENIS!!!

by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 6, 2010

eternal penis pendulum

Contrary to the seemingly magnetic attraction of vaginas during scissoring, an eternal dick pendulum occurs through magnetic repulsion when attempting to "make the penises kiss."

You know why you rarely see tip tapping? The eternal penis pendulum effect.

by Ligachev March 3, 2017

penis penalty

The difference between the price charged by a male contractor to an attractive single woman and the price charged to a woman with a partner or a to man.

Female - Last year Stewart only charged me 50 dollars to clean the chimney. Now that you're here the price has doubled.
Male - Damnit, the penis penalty strikes again.

by warrenmt May 5, 2011

penis penis vagina

1. how to count in 7/8 time in music

2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl

1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)

2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."

by MRxDRC January 13, 2011