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Penis mun 

When one of the homies being gay and a dick.
Shows the homie likes penis and is a penis/ dick
Dude 1: oi I saw Gary a few gays ago

Dude 2: the gay wan

Dude 1 : naw the dick head

Dude 3: SO Gary the penis mun
Penis mun by Biggie pauls April 24, 2020
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penis muncher 

Any living thing with a mouth that munches on penis.
"Man Kelly sure is a penis muncher! Look at the way shes munching on Josh's dick!"
penis muncher by kelsey :) October 13, 2008

penis muncher 

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often
"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"
penis muncher by curryapple November 19, 2011

penis munch 

a person who loves to munch the male penis
The young man was a humungous penis muncher
penis munch by mike cruz October 9, 2003

penis muncher 

a person who loves to munch on penis
Matthew is a penis muncher, he loves that dick.
penis muncher by Foxyoufucker October 9, 2016

tickle toe penis muncher 

A phrase used when feeling anger and discontent when someone in your squad in apex is absolute dog water and only lutes
For fucks sake josh is such a tickle toe penis muncher >:(

Penis muncher 7000 

It’s in the name retard

IT LIKES TO MUNCH ON YOUR COCK

it’s better then the penis muncher 6000

It’ll bite off your cock and put a new bigger one
Dude I just bought you a penis muncher 7000
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