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1. part of the male reproductive system.

2. when your weiner is bigger than you are.

3. an expression when something exciting happens.

4. a term often used by people with tourettes.

1. penis cock + vagina = fetus.

2. dude, did you see his penis cock?!? it was HUGE!

3. holy penis cock, don't touch me there!

4. will you go to the store and buy me some PENIS COCK FUCK SHIT, oops sorry... those darn tourettes again.

penis cock by awesomedonald&carlosoatmeal August 10, 2008

Words you can keep

penis cock fart sex

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.

"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

penis cock fart sex by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020

penis cock nigger bitch

something you pray for

idk why u asking me penis cock nigger bitch

penis cock nigger bitch by anonymous March 11, 2021

penis cock dick

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head

YOU LITTLE PENIS COCK DICK

penis cock dick by ???????!??? November 3, 2017

Penis-Vagina-Cock

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.

Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...

Penis-Vagina-Cock by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

Cock Penis

The highest rank of a male sex organ.
Usually used to describe big ones, or someone who knows how to use it well.

"That dude has a Cock Penis!"

Cock Penis by SpiritBoy February 9, 2009

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026