Penis Woman 

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)

That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.

Penis Woman by Hukra February 21, 2009

woman penis 

A rare and elusive type of penis found on a female. Females do not have penises so to find one is very disturbing and disgusting, which in turn holds vile royalty over any other mammal or invertebrate penis.

"That sucks woman penis!"

woman penis by Grizzly bear August 30, 2006

woman penis 

A female reaction to sexual stimulation.

When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.

I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.

woman penis by Pyth0nB0y September 19, 2009

woman-penis 

The opposite of a mangina, when a man ejaculates on a womans leg, as the night goes on becomes crusted to skin or garment.

Bitch, thats a fat woman-penis on your yoga pants.

Girl, that woman penis is crusted on your leg!

woman-penis by drj0e December 2, 2011

Woman's Penis 

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

Woman's Penis by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

women penis 

A pathetic penis that no woman or man will ever sit on cause It’s shriveled up like a dry raisin

Ethan has a women penis

women penis by Dexedrine January 23, 2018

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! by Thlayli February 22, 2003