Penis Turtle 

A neckless "beefcake". A man who is on serious steroids and is built like a brick shit house

You need to lay off the steroids.... You look like a penis turtle.

Penis Turtle by The real life Lana Kane May 25, 2017

Turtle Penis 

a penis that looks like a turtle because they have not been circumsized.

Turd Ferg has a turtle penis.

Turtle Penis by pinchewey June 26, 2010

turtle penis 

someone that takes a long time to get laid.

My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis

turtle penis by olbaid222 October 11, 2009

Turtle penis 

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

Turtle penis by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

Holy turtle penis 

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

Holy turtle penis by stevewolf May 11, 2012

Turtle penis 

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

Turtle penis by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Turtle Penis 

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

Turtle Penis by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020