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olbaid222's definitions
turtle penis
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someone
that takes a
long time
to get laid
.
My brother
is 21 and hasnt
gotten
laid yet, so he is
a turtle
penis
by
olbaid222
October 11, 2009
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turtle penis
mug.
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Get the turtle penismug. Get the turtle penismug. Get the turtle penismug. Get the turtle penismug.