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Turtle Penis
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When you
get out of a pool and
your penis
is so small it
looks like
a turtle penis!
That dude
just got out of that pool,
I bet
he has
a turtle
penis.
Turtle Penis
by
GAYturtleSEX
July 8, 2020
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