someone that takes a long time to get laid.
My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis
by olbaid222 October 11, 2009
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a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
by Mattameru April 16, 2015
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