Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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someone that takes a long time to get laid.
My brother is 21 and hasnt gotten laid yet, so he is a turtle penis
by olbaid222 October 11, 2009
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When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!
That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.
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by GAYturtleSEX July 08, 2020
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a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.
I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.
by Mattameru April 16, 2015
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