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Penis Paste 

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it
My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste
Penis Paste by Tristosterone June 25, 2010

Pubic Penis Paste 

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?
Pubic Penis Paste by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

Penisposter 

Some little shit that posts picures of their genitalia.
jimmy: what?
Lucas: let me see
Jimmy: I don't think you want to
Lucas: oh that little Penisposter
Penisposter by Pengueleon May 4, 2015

Penispaste 

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste
Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"
Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014

penispaste 

When toothpaste comes out of your penis and you use it to brush your teeth/ham
yo man try this penispaste, it makes your breath smell just like penis
penispaste by ham hole December 4, 2010

penismaster 

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.
That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.
penismaster by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007