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penis cock 

1. part of the male reproductive system.

2. when your weiner is bigger than you are.

3. an expression when something exciting happens.

4. a term often used by people with tourettes.
1. penis cock + vagina = fetus.

2. dude, did you see his penis cock?!? it was HUGE!

3. holy penis cock, don't touch me there!

4. will you go to the store and buy me some PENIS COCK FUCK SHIT, oops sorry... those darn tourettes again.
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penis cock fart sex 

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

penis cock nigger bitch 

something you pray for

penis cock dick 

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head
penis cock dick by ???????!??? November 3, 2017

Penis-Vagina-Cock 

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.
Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...
Penis-Vagina-Cock by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

Cock Penis 

The highest rank of a male sex organ.
Usually used to describe big ones, or someone who knows how to use it well.
Cock Penis by SpiritBoy February 9, 2009

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech 

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)
I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.