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1. part of the male reproductive system.

2. when your weiner is bigger than you are.

3. an expression when something exciting happens.

4. a term often used by people with tourettes.

1. penis cock + vagina = fetus.

2. dude, did you see his penis cock?!? it was HUGE!

3. holy penis cock, don't touch me there!

4. will you go to the store and buy me some PENIS COCK FUCK SHIT, oops sorry... those darn tourettes again.

penis cock by awesomedonald&carlosoatmeal August 10, 2008

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When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.

"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"

penis cock fart sex by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020

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penis cock nigger bitch

something you pray for

idk why u asking me penis cock nigger bitch

penis cock nigger bitch by anonymous March 11, 2021

penis cock dick

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head

YOU LITTLE PENIS COCK DICK

penis cock dick by ???????!??? November 3, 2017

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Penis-Vagina-Cock

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.

Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...

Penis-Vagina-Cock by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

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Cock Penis

The highest rank of a male sex organ.
Usually used to describe big ones, or someone who knows how to use it well.

"That dude has a Cock Penis!"

Cock Penis by SpiritBoy February 9, 2009

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Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech

Why is a definition even needed. The name alone says it all(and more)

I think you can probably think up your own uses of it.

Cock-Sucking Penis-Leech by Shakezilla2 October 17, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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