Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.
by Empress A June 22, 2005
by Scout November 17, 2003
A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.
Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.
by MyPseudonym... November 30, 2011