Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A July 2, 2005

Penguin King

1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier

Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!

by Scout November 17, 2003

King Penguin

A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.

Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.

by MyPseudonym... November 29, 2011

Penguining

The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.

No penguining allowed at water parks.

by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023

penguining

In cold weather, "penguining" refers to gathering together in a crowd to keep warm. The person in the middle gets the benefit of the body heat of the others, then people take turns being in the middle. Taken from the common practice of penguins in the Antarctic.

In the cold breeze, Chloe kept warm by penguining with her friends.

by Swasti B June 20, 2008

Penguining

The act of protecting an item or items between your legs.

Thanks for penguining my bag. I had to go run and get my wallet.

by Finalruner April 13, 2015

Penguining

Penguining is the act of extremely rough anal sex that causes the recipient to walk crooked like a penguin for the following days.

Chad was totally Penguining Stacy last night and now she waddles like a penguin to ease the pain.

by Darkwarchief October 25, 2020