A nickname given to the English national football team after reaching the Euro2021 final following a blatant dive by Raheem Sterling. Similar to terms like Pessi and Penaldo, the nickname is used in a derogatory manner.
Pengland fans complain for 30 years about Maradona’s hand of god but then say that Sterling was clever.
A partial outdoor canopy under which one drinks beer in the summertime. Should a person pass out under one, that person will receive a weird stripey sunburn.
Sweet pergola on your deck there, Gigi. Now where's the grill?
Pengland is commonly known as England. When 4 elements of stupidity- Diving, Ghosting, Crying & Corruption combined a new nation Pengland was formed. Chokes badly in football, cricket everywhere. Pays refs & umpires for winning matches everywhere.
Sterling is the best player of Pengland because he holds the record for diving in football matches.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.