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A way to describe a penguin
CafΓ© is a real pengi
Pengi by Polarbear5811 September 3, 2021
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a pengi is a fatass penguin which looks squashed
hey dude do you see that pengi?
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yeah it’s a fucking fatass
pengi by umhellonejensjsjs October 5, 2021

Nengi Pengi 

Beauty personified!!!

She is very smart, intelligent and sophisticated, despite her stunning goddess beauty, she is very calm, humble, caring and so down to earth.

Focused, determined and hardworking!!

She is rare! She is very sweet and kind

She is blessed!!
Nengi Pengi is just Grace personified!!!
That look on woman's faces when they find out what Mike Pence and The D mean by"Grab Them by the Pussy" after they over turn Roe Vs Wade.. It's an all encompassing Vice grip..
She looked Pencive after her redneck uncle forgot to pull out, now she has to raise the funding to get to Canada so she isn't forced to give birth to her nephew.
Pencive by Sparky b November 16, 2016

ang pangit mo 

ed: i love you!
rose: ang pangit mo
ang pangit mo by batwithdicks December 31, 2020

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime