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Pendulum of Freedom 

When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.
After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.
Pendulum of Freedom by Schmuckums February 18, 2011

testicular pendulitis 

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.
Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

Pendulum's Promise 

A phrase not used much any more but still used by very few, it mean's that Everything and Everyone will eventually die no matter what.
The Pendulum's Promise is never wrong in death or life.
Pendulum's Promise by Green Meenie November 26, 2006

sperm pendulum 

When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.
Man, did you see the sperm pendulum hanging off that girl's chin in that last scene?
sperm pendulum by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020

Pendulite 

A person who has really heavy balls, so he’s very slow in everything especially in walking
My Friend has pendulite.
Pendulite by Leviathan480 May 26, 2021

pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.
Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!
pendulum tits by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006