Skip to main content

Pendulosity 

1. The side to side movement of an object.
2. The state or quality of being Pendulous.
3. The Pendulosity Theorem. P=FM^2/t. Pendulosity Equals Force*Mass(Squared) Divided by time. This is in reference to the Pendulous Factors associated with Breasts.
1. Pam Andersons breasts may be large, but they lack Pendulosity due to their fake/firm nature.
2. The three boobed hooker in "Total Recall" has an amazingly unique Pendulosity factor.
Pendulosity by WpnsLdr July 28, 2010
Words you can keep

pendulosity 

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.
My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.
pendulosity by Matthew January 20, 2004

pendulosity 

noun | pen-dju-lahss-itty | pən\ ˈdyü-əl\ˈlȯs\ˈi-tē

: the tendency of moving from one extreme to the other :
Dale didn't get too upset about Trump's win; he knew the pendulosity of politics would eventually balance things out.
pendulosity by freshjive187 April 19, 2018

Breasticular Pendulosity

An affliction suffered by people with large Breasts for Women or "Manboobs" for Men. When running or even walking briskly, the aforementioned affliction will cause a profound pendulum effect which will cause the individual to appear almost intoxicated and sometimes cause them to fall over.

This is sometimes affectionately referred to as "Jiggly Boobism".
"Look at the Breasticular Pendulosity on those puppies!"

Pendulity 

When you get a shot in your ass, and one ass-cheek puffs up and swings lower than the other.
The pendulity of my ass is beyond compare. Ouch.
Pendulity by Pendula-Bum December 26, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next