Pendulosity

1. The side to side movement of an object.
2. The state or quality of being Pendulous.
3. The Pendulosity Theorem. P=FM^2/t. Pendulosity Equals Force*Mass(Squared) Divided by time. This is in reference to the Pendulous Factors associated with Breasts.

1. Pam Andersons breasts may be large, but they lack Pendulosity due to their fake/firm nature.
2. The three boobed hooker in "Total Recall" has an amazingly unique Pendulosity factor.

Pendulosity by WpnsLdr July 28, 2010

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pendulosity

The depth that the testicle sac hangs down.

My balls are so loose today, their pendulosity is very high on the charts.

pendulosity by Matthew January 20, 2004

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pendulosity

noun | pen-dju-lahss-itty | pən\ ˈdyü-əl\ˈlȯs\ˈi-tē

: the tendency of moving from one extreme to the other :

Dale didn't get too upset about Trump's win; he knew the pendulosity of politics would eventually balance things out.

pendulosity by freshjive187 April 19, 2018

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Pendulity

When you get a shot in your ass, and one ass-cheek puffs up and swings lower than the other.

The pendulity of my ass is beyond compare. Ouch.

Pendulity by Pendula-Bum December 26, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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