When something nation-newsworthy happens that sends your friendly neighborhood Mod Squad at your favorite News Website into a flurry of 15+ hour shifts trying to post the opinion comments of every Tom, Dick, and Harry with an opinion on the matter.
What? We have 40,000 comments pending?! It's the pendapocalypse!
Collection of psychotic artists, inhabited by an orphaned octopus and a penguin chef currently out of work. Formerly owned by the art gods Naska and JK, currently MIA.
"OMG PENDAKO IS TEH ROXORZ!!111"
"Why is there an eggplant in my soup?"
"Waitress, the octopus is sludging on the menus."