The name 'Pembo' is given to people that have zero to no brain cells and chat shit all day long. People named Pembo are mostly albino and can't pass a single GCSE. They tend to get bullied on discord servers and get their houses on minecraft griefed. Once they get to the point where they can't handle it anymore they begin to show emotion by excessively crying at night time and watching gay porn as a form of regaining their lost confidence.
by doctorgoose February 29, 2020
by Jmp85uk May 20, 2007
Guy 1: Hey you know that guy from our class Alix?, he is such a pembo.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was talking about the black panthers all class.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was talking about the black panthers all class.
by Its always sunny November 07, 2016
A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.
tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"
by SalsaDaddy March 09, 2018
by ThunderChunder December 08, 2018
Probably one of the longest names in the world. This name means “the most wonderful thing in the world.” He was the first of the two brothers, the other being Chang.
by bluestinger66 January 07, 2024
A pembo is a person who while lacks in intelligence, advances in kindness and carrying others in video games.
by necrozil December 11, 2020