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a top class, first rate job.
those shelves you put up are proper pembo.
pembo by Jmp85uk June 8, 2007
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The name 'Pembo' is given to people that have zero to no brain cells and chat shit all day long. People named Pembo are mostly albino and can't pass a single GCSE. They tend to get bullied on discord servers and get their houses on minecraft griefed. Once they get to the point where they can't handle it anymore they begin to show emotion by excessively crying at night time and watching gay porn as a form of regaining their lost confidence.
Wait, your name is Pembo? HAH.........
Pembo by doctorgoose February 29, 2020
Typically, a white male who identifies as a black male and has radical views about white people.
Guy 1: Hey you know that guy from our class Alix?, he is such a pembo.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was talking about the black panthers all class.
pembo by Its always sunny November 7, 2016
A pembo is a person who while lacks in intelligence, advances in kindness and carrying others in video games.
"they are such a pembo!"
PEMBO by necrozil December 10, 2020

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo 

A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.
tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

Ricky Ricky Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo 

A nickname for someone named Ricky.
Hey Ricky Ricky Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo, can you hand me that beer?

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo 

Probably one of the longest names in the world. This name means “the most wonderful thing in the world.” He was the first of the two brothers, the other being Chang.
Help! Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo has fallen into the well!
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