(adj. & n.) Name-dropping pseudo-hipster who victimizes Facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. Such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of local hipster-dens.
Marie signed into Facebook only to come across her pelvister friend assaulting her Top News section with the following status update: Pelley JPC Dinner with T. Mac from Two if By Sea and Jay Collet from BSS... She wasn't sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from Facebook.
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Marie signed into Facebook only to come across her pelvister friend assaulting her Top News section with the following status update: Pelley JPC Dinner with T. Mac from Two if By Sea and Jay Collet from BSS... She wasn't sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from Facebook.
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