(adj. & n.) Name-dropping pseudo-hipster who victimizes Facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. Such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of local hipster-dens.
Marie signed into Facebook only to come across her pelvister friend assaulting her Top News section with the following status update: Pelley JPC Dinner with T. Mac from Two if By Sea and Jay Collet from BSS... She wasn't sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from Facebook.
by Eurobot June 10, 2010
(adj. & n.) Name-dropping pseudo-hipster who victimizes Facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. Such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of local hipster-dens.
Marie signed into Facebook only to come across her pelvister friend assaulting her Top News section with the following status update: Pelley JPC Dinner with T. Mac from Two if By Sea and Jay Collet from BSS... She wasn't sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from Facebook.
by Eurobot June 10, 2010