(adj. & n.)
Name-dropping pseudo-
hipster who victimizes Facebook friends by subjecting them to status updates referencing obscure and unidentifiable celebrities. Such celebrities include quasi-indie musicians and mildly-famous proprietors of
local hipster-dens.
Marie signed into
Facebook only to come across her pelvister friend assaulting her
Top News section with the following status update: Pelley JPC Dinner with T. Mac from Two if By Sea and Jay Collet from BSS... She wasn't sure what she should do first, vomit or unfriend from
Facebook.
