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Pelham Memorial School 

Pelham Memorial school is some school located somewhere IN PELHAM NEWHAMPSHIRE *cough cough* that is full of gay and ugly people. The teachers are another thing there always being ass’s about how we can’t go to the bathroom and we have to drop our phones in a stupid bin if they even lets us because according to them “oh yeah that’s how people start school shootings blablabalahabalahabalhavgjwdowodbdks” Don’t even get started on the gum like when they see someone with gum they think is a fucking bomb that’s gonna blow some shit up lik wtf m8.

pelham memorial high school 

Located in Pelham, New York. It's got very mediocre sports teams around the board but the hockey team is known to be elite. The people are nice for the most part and it is easy to make friends. The theatre and newspaper are very good, but these often get overlooked by the many people that act as if they have better things to do than to read or watch a show. Crowds at sports games are carried by a select crowd that is usually more popular. The one difference at Pelham versus many other high schools is it is cool to be a student athlete as oppose to just an athlete. Therefore, aside from the basketball team the athletes are generally very smart.

Despite getting a rep for being heavy drinkers and weed smokers, Pelham does do a good job of staying away from more dangerous drugs such as coke. The "woods" has traditionally been the main drinking spot in Pelham, which is a putting green on split rock golf course. However, cops can be very annoying so it often gets busted so many people have relocated to other places for illegal activities. Parties can be hard to come by as word of mouth leads them to get busted very quickly as well.

Most notable tradition is the Olympics which is a day where all of the grades compete against each other in a wide range of events . The seniors almost always win but the juniors will pull off an upset every 10 years or so.
Pelham Memorial High school Olympics champions are the class of...
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Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026