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Pistachino 

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos
Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.
Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

pistachio 

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).
"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."
pistachio by shabazzier January 5, 2017

Pistanthrophobia 

Pistanthrophobia: fear of getting hurt by someone in a romantic relationship, or of one ending poorly. This leads to the fear of trusting others
Marco took medication to help his Pistanthrophobia
Pistanthrophobia by TheFrenchDuck February 8, 2021
Not to be confused with Persian, A Peishan is a very beautiful asian girl who is smart and funny; and who will always make you laugh. She is not afraid to ask for help, and can sometimes be a bit stubborn. She is also somewhat promiscuous and flirty, but it is all her qualities that make her a gorgeous and successful person.

Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend
Dude *looking at pic*: So, what's your girlfriend's name?

Bro: Peishan

Dude: You lucky bastard
Peishan by TwinbladeMaster8675309 December 3, 2011

pistachio pudding 

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.
Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding
pistachio pudding by Superlance1 November 28, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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