peeter

A penis.

If there's a skeeter on your peeter, knock it off.

by roxybabi321 June 17, 2009

peeter

1. A walking encyclopedia, someone who has great knowledge and doesn't mind sharing it.

2. A professional at telling Dad jokes.

How does that work?
Go and ask Peeter, he'll know.

Oh no, not another Dad joke.

by 123432198765 February 07, 2010

peeter

A dick (see penis)

"His peeter was hella big...that nicca knocked the bottom of my pussy out"

by Mr. Peezee January 05, 2004

peeter skweezer

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia

That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!

by Molecule- November 10, 2008

Peeter Puffer

Redneck term for penis sucker

Ya'll see that girl over there... she's a damn peeter puffer!

by whadafxck September 05, 2011

Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee May 11, 2006

Little Peeter Boy

when a man unfortunatly has a penis the size of a new born infant

The Little Peeter Boy is in the room with his girlfriend trying his best to compinsate for what he doesnt have.

by thesatisfyer April 03, 2009