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The regret felt shortly after leaving one bar on the way to another bar wishing you had gone to the bathroom before you left, because you have to go so bad soon after leaving. May also be obtained from leaving the house to go to a bar.
I totally should have taken a leak before I left. I'm so peegretting it right now.
Peegret by longplay14 November 25, 2011
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(verb, transitive)To leave a function in the state of being pissed off.
Scott peegressed the Critical Design Review.
peegress by Someone like Taint August 28, 2008
The regret you experience when you leave the bar hastily at the end of the night without relieving yourself.
noun: Hold on a sec, I have to make a pit stop, I have a serious case of peegret.

verb: You better go before you leave, or you'll peegret it.
Word of the Day on July 15, 2010
The moment that you start peeing in a stall and realize that there's no more toilet paper. See also "poogret."
I felt a pang of peegret when I realized that there was no more TP and it was too late to stop.
Peegret by Sisterscaryluv June 27, 2011
The act of peeing after masturbation, thus getting a burning sensation, akin to having the clap
I had peegret after rubbing one out and pissing right after.
Peegret by zKriptic September 22, 2011
A small, fat mammal. Fuzzy, smart, and sociable. Occasionally ferocious, feral.
Aww, peegy!
peegy by lefthighkick December 6, 2012
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