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pedentify 

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.
We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.
pedentify by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020
Related Words
paeden • Paden • Payden • palden • paezen • Paiden • peden • padden • paedon • paeten
Their name is very unusual, but extremely unique. Paden's are usually very shy, but sweet. They are naturally good natured, and are very kind. They are drawn to kindness, and they don't judge. They have beautiful eyes, with a sparkling smile to match. They are easy to talk to, and they will be by your side when you need them. Not only are they the person of your dreams, they are so attractive, and have a cute smitten way to them. They don't talk about themselves non-stop, and their great listeners. If you known a Paden, consider your self lucky. Great people are hard to come by, and a Paden is the one for you.
Hey you know that Paden kid?
Yeah hes so nice!
Thats because he's a Paden
Paden by thegirlnextdoor12345 September 10, 2012
A man who claims to be a woman. They also have the tendency to be REALLY aggressive, spamming in caps IM NOT A MAN I AM NOT A MAN. They also call people adopted and fatherless a lot. Their favorite word is cap.

They also like LAW ANUBIS a lot.
Look its a Paekens.
Paekens by Astonicus June 12, 2022
Smart and intelligent girl gorgeous hair and everyone wants to be her she tries to find the good in everything she tries to find the go Smart and intelligent girl gorgeous hair and everyone wants to be her she tries to find the good in everything she's a heartbreaker and every boy loves her she shy but outgoing and doesn't care what people think
Paedyn is so out going
paedyn by Samantha Kaye December 22, 2016
Paiden, is a beautiful brilliant athletic woman. There are so many sides to a Paiden. They'll act shy at first but when you finally get her going she can be crazy, funny, and loud. Her smile can brighten your day. She will make her mind up get to change it. She is very stubborn. You can never win an argument. She's just an incredible person to be around.

If you get a Paiden never let her go, you won't find another one like her twice.
Woah, is that the girl you were telling me about.
Yes, that's Paiden.

She's amazing!
Paiden by Joey32 July 14, 2015

paedonoia 

Derived from a combination of "paedophile" and "paranoia" - used to describe the closure of a service, website, etc. because of the potential fear that it MIGHT be abused by paedophiles.

A bit like closing down your car dealership because you're afraid one of your customers MIGHT run someone over.
Paedonoia caused the closure of yet another internet service today.
paedonoia by Mikky April 3, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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