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Pedofeline 

A french pedophile feline, who happens to favour children under the age of 10...Commonly named Gap-tooth, the french cat
Qui-est? C'est moi le pedofeline, Gap-tooth!

Gap-Tooth: "So, I heard you were turning six..."
Pedofeline by SantaSaysHo(e)<s> February 19, 2010

pedofellatio 

making a bald eagle give you a blow job, recieving fellatio in a pedophilistic fashion
Your 10 year old sister gave me pedofellatio.
pedofellatio by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003

Pedocest 

Sexual interaction with an underage relative.
"I've slept with my sister."
"Isn't she 12?"
"Pedocest is so hot."
Pedocest by desolateexistance July 6, 2009

pedoclast 

An iconoclast on the subject of children. Somebody who is tired of the moo and the pedolator stand, and who decided that children can be laughed at and trivialized as any other being in the world, no more no less.
Let's be pedoclast about all this for a minut. Maybe the kid is just plain stupid!
pedoclast by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

pedomelow 

a pedophile that is fat like a marshmallow
Guy 1:"bro that pedophile was so fat like a marshmallow."
Guy 2:"Doooode you mean a pedomelow"
pedomelow by Wirfless42 May 22, 2018
It suggests a state of being where one is physically present and stable, yet spiritually or emotionally elevated to a heavenly degree.
Standing on the mountain peak at sunrise, I felt completely pedacelic—my boots were heavy in the snow, but my spirit felt like it was drifting among the clouds.
Pedacelic by LMMburu January 15, 2026
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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