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pedoclast 

An iconoclast on the subject of children. Somebody who is tired of the moo and the pedolator stand, and who decided that children can be laughed at and trivialized as any other being in the world, no more no less.
Let's be pedoclast about all this for a minut. Maybe the kid is just plain stupid!
pedoclast by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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pedotastic 

Great in the eyes of the pedophile
Brian thought it was pedotastic that the girls were 6 or 7
pedotastic by DoYouHearWhatIHear February 26, 2015

Pedobeastiality

Pedobeastiality: a relationship involving underage kids and animals.
Brian and Stewie's relationship in Family guy. The shippers: their relationship is Pedobeastiality.

Pyroclastic flow 

Pyroclastic flow is Ice Cube's gangsta flow. It's his ability to rhyme to cool beats, and gangsta lyrics.
Official definition of Pyroclastic flow by Ice Cube :
What's the definition of a pyroclastic flow?
That's what happens when a volcano blow
That's what happens when Ice Cube starts to flow
Red hot lava mixed with saliva
Pulverising everything in its wake
Nothing can survive a pyroclastic flow
Pyroclastic flow by Cube fan October 16, 2008

Pedocrat 

A pedophile that has been brainwashed by progressive liberal propaganda, rendering their thought processes incoherent and void of anything except for socialism and pedophile intentions.
"Dang, Matt! Did you see Creepy Joe try to make a move on that girl? What a pedocrat!"
Pedocrat by Josh J. Hsoj December 23, 2019

Pyroclastic Flow 

What happens when a volcano blow, thats what happens when ice cube starts to flow

to sum it all up NOTHING CAN SURVIVE A PYROCLASTIC FLOW
Ice Cube- YALL NIGGAS KNOW MY PYROCLASTIC FLOW
Pyroclastic Flow by J-Pol Hong Kong October 16, 2008

Pyroclastic Fart

A Pyroclastic Fart is named after 'pyroclastic density current'; a volcanic event of considerable destructive power.

A Pyroclastic Fart is characterised by several key factors. It is a fast moving jet of particles of varying size and superheated gas. Too dense to be supported by air; it rushes down ones legs and spreads out on the floor in a shock wave. It behaves like a fluid; with lethal effect.
A: "wow man, that was a seriously Wet One!"
B: "Worse than, it was a Pyroclastic Fart"
A: "Oh no..."
B: "yeah, its Pompeii all over again."
Pyroclastic Fart by Jack$ November 20, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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