Pedigree Chum 

Someone whom you share a common sense of (humour) with, whether it's been months or even years can still be able to pick up where you left off and have that same (banter).

Person A- "That Shelley seems a right good (laugh)."
Person B- "Aye, she's a proper pedigree chum"

Pedigree Chum by Bobbydgrum June 9, 2015

pedigree chum 

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

pedigree chum by steve_rogers_is_dead June 16, 2008

Pedigree Chum Trick 

To take a tin of pedigree chum, open and mash into a paste. Then rub the paste onto either female or male sexual organs. Then get pet dog your's or neighbours and allow to lick off. Add more paste for longer sensation.

I had the best orgasm last night from by doing the pedigree chum trick

Pedigree Chum Trick by Penny Fox April 16, 2010

Pedigree chums 

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.

"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch

Pedigree chums by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

pedigree chump 

High class fucking idiot

you my friend are a pedigree chump

pedigree chump by Merrydown February 11, 2009